I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
