But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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