Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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