Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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