The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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