i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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