You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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