Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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