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(313): View more from Michigan

I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...

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(425): View more from Washington

i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like

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(803): View more from South Carolina

When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.

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(214): View more from Texas

How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks

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(336): View more from North Carolina

My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now

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