what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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