Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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