If i come over, it means nothing
I heard we made out
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Randomize
