ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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