barbara walters just said penis...
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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