8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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