and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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