Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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