take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Boobs speak an international language.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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