Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
