My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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