I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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