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Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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