Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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