i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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