we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
