Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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