I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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