I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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