so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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