David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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