I think I died a long time ago.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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