I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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