I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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