I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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