so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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