so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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