There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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