i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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