Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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