is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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