We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
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