Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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