nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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