oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
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