It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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