Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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