the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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