im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Operation Purity has been aborted
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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