no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
how do flat chested girls get laid?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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