I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I just want nice things and good sex
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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