And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
All I want is dick and wine.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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